[lurk]

Golf balls.

What if someone invented a golf ball machine for crowd control that put them out one per second at 1000fps?

Guarantee a shot to the thigh would cause a person to forget what they were doing.

[sasquatch]

Golf balls.

One of these would do the trick:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GAU-8_Avenger

A GE Mini would work too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minigun

[Newbomb Turk]

Rubber Sabot rounds are no joke. They leave a long lasting welt under your skin the size of a golf ball. They can blind you. If you catch one in the junk, your not walking anytime soon. Really fun to skip them off the ground into people’s mid section.

[gogeo]

What if someone invented a golf ball machine for crowd control that put them out one per second at 1000fps?

That could help my drives.