walk into a bar...( I think Ive heard this joke before...)..but go for it..lots of punchlines...
Bartender said, “Step up to the bar and wet your whistle... Oh, I see you brought your own.”
...and when the dust cleared a massive set of cankles were seen as the only thing standing and still visible under the bottom edge of the swinging doors. The last words heard from the groper were...SON OF A BITCH!!!!!