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Bloomberg's Embarrassing Attempt at Relating to Voters
townhall.com ^
| 2/14/2020
| Bronson Stocking
Posted on 02/15/2020 9:41:35 AM PST by rktman
"Every day I'd say, 'what did you do.' And she'd say 'well, I played Scrabble today.' And I said, 'who'd you play with.' 'The housekeeper.' 'And did you win.' 'Yes, of course.' And I said, 'mother, the housekeeper works for us. They're throwing the game to you.' 'That's an outrage,' and she finished by saying, 'if you learn to play Scrabble you'd learn how to spell.' I said, 'mother, at my age I'm never going to learn how to spell.'"
Maybe Bloomberg is trying to relate to ordinary people by claiming that he doesn't know how to spell. That would seem consistent with the contempt Bloomberg clearly has for everyday Americans. The elitist candidate probably thinks, "Americans are stupid, so I'll relate to them by pretending to be stupid too." And what better way to relate to everyday Americans than by telling a story that involves one of his housekeepers?
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bloominidjit; dumbassistanian; getshorty; michaelbloomberg; mikebloomberg; newyork
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OFFS! Yup. Mini mike is just like us living out here in the middle of dumbassistan. Did I spell that correctlee? And now there are rumors of him dragging the ever comedic hildabeast into the fray to ensure his...........defeat? You can NOT make this stuff up.
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posted on
02/15/2020 9:41:35 AM PST
by
rktman
To: rktman
And now there are rumors of him dragging the ever comedic hildabeast into the fray to ensure his...........defeat? You can NOT make this stuff up.Personally, the last person I'd want to be my VP running mate is Hitlery.
That would pretty much seal your fate as the shortest serving President in US history.
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posted on
02/15/2020 9:47:23 AM PST
by
Ol' Dan Tucker
(For 'tis the sport to have the engineer hoist with his own petard., -- Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 4)
To: rktman
He’s relating to voters by assuring them that he has a mother and even has an amusing anecdote to share about her!
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posted on
02/15/2020 9:48:13 AM PST
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: rktman
Mini Mike sounds like a ranting/bragging Joe Biden, trying to be human.
From now on if any Trump voters see mini Mike, they need to start shouting
Mini Mike! Stand up Mini Mike!!
Hey Mini Mike, Joe Biden says, Youre a lying, dog faced pony soldier!
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posted on
02/15/2020 9:48:31 AM PST
by
Grampa Dave
(I feel very fortunate to be living in the time of PRESIDENT TRUMP. (Thanks to rrrod!))
To: rktman
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posted on
02/15/2020 9:48:45 AM PST
by
bitt
(We, the people, are who they fear will one day awake.)
To: Ol' Dan Tucker
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posted on
02/15/2020 9:48:52 AM PST
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: Grampa Dave
I’m certainly glad I finished my covfefe before seeing this.
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posted on
02/15/2020 9:51:30 AM PST
by
rktman
( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
To: Grampa Dave
Bwhahahaha! PRICELESS! I love the high school annual picture!
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posted on
02/15/2020 9:52:56 AM PST
by
smvoice
(I WILL NOT WEAR THE RIBBON.)
To: Ol' Dan Tucker
For sure. Bloomberg having Hitlery as VP would be a death wish. He wouldn’t live for long. He’s an idiot for even entertaining the thought.
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posted on
02/15/2020 9:56:44 AM PST
by
laplata
(The Left/Progressives have diseased minds.)
To: Grampa Dave
I dont care who you are, that was funny. LOL.
To: rktman
Be careful, about 4 weeks ago I hadn’t finished my covfefe.
I came close to disabling my j key and space bar on my chromebook with what had been my last sip of covfefe.
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posted on
02/15/2020 9:58:24 AM PST
by
Grampa Dave
(I feel very fortunate to be living in the time of PRESIDENT TRUMP. (Thanks to rrrod!))
To: rktman
Be careful, about 4 weeks ago I hadn’t finished my covfefe.
I came close to disabling my j key and space bar on my chromebook with what had been my last sip of covfefe.
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posted on
02/15/2020 9:58:31 AM PST
by
Grampa Dave
(I feel very fortunate to be living in the time of PRESIDENT TRUMP. (Thanks to rrrod!))
To: Ol' Dan Tucker
Personally, the last person I'd want to be my VP running mate is Hitlery.
That would pretty much seal your fate as the shortest serving President in US history.
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posted on
02/15/2020 10:02:29 AM PST
by
Grampa Dave
(I feel very fortunate to be living in the time of PRESIDENT TRUMP. (Thanks to rrrod!))
To: smvoice
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02/15/2020 10:03:31 AM PST
by
Grampa Dave
(I feel very fortunate to be living in the time of PRESIDENT TRUMP. (Thanks to rrrod!))
To: rktman
ALEX: Our champion has an interesting story about his mother playing Scrabble.
MIKE: So, Alex, my mother plays Scrabble with the housekeeper ....
ALEX: Interesting. Pick up that signaling device, and select a category.
MIKE: I'll take Everyday People for four hundred.
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posted on
02/15/2020 10:03:44 AM PST
by
Mr Ramsbotham
("God is a spirit, and man His means of walking on the earth.")
To: rktman
In the Age Of The Internet and iphones, ipads, Tablets and video games young people in the 16 to 35 year old age group have absolutely no idea what “Scrabble’’ is or any other board game.
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posted on
02/15/2020 10:04:24 AM PST
by
jmacusa
("If wisdom is not the Lord, what is wisdom?)
To: Ol' Dan Tucker
Mike, If she brings you coffee don’t drink it!
To: BradyLS
Yes, his human mother, to borrow a brilliant line from Kate McKinnon.
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posted on
02/15/2020 10:06:23 AM PST
by
jocon307
(Dem party delenda est!)
To: circlecity
Thanks.
A little Mini Mike humor!
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posted on
02/15/2020 10:06:26 AM PST
by
Grampa Dave
(I feel very fortunate to be living in the time of PRESIDENT TRUMP. (Thanks to rrrod!))
To: rktman
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