The bars are open tonight in Wisconsin
How do you drink with a mask on? Do you cut a small hole and put a straw through it?
“The bars are open tonight in Wisconsin”
And I hope the barber shops are open tomorrow so I can cross the border from The Peoples Republic of Illinois to get a haircut.
Do you know that for fact? Have you actually seen it? Because that is awesome if it’s happening.
I just told my girlfriend that every business in the state needs to open at 8 o’clock tomorrow morning, stand together as one, and not close again no matter what anyone says.
Do not fall for this nonsense a second time.