[DoodleDawg]

Press conference was supposed to start at 2:00PM EDT, but as of 2:18, the President has not yet appeared.

To paraphrase Gandalf, "A President is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to”

Besides, when was the last time one of these things started when they were supposed to?

[backwoods-engineer]

I love that line from TLOTR.