The NSA records every phone conversation and e-mail, even those of you talking to your sons, daughters, and parents, telling them you love them.
It's all stored at the Utah Data Center. Your phone conversations, texts, and e-mails.
But mysteriously, even though all of the texts, social media posts, e-mails, and phone conversations of America's enemies, political traitors, and criminal terrorists are also recorded, none of them are ever arrested.