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To: knighthawk
We're proud to announce our new Covid vaccine. It's called Vertu®

The synthetic antibodies are activated by a process called signaling, which is a bio-phenomenon catalyzed by the same physical processes that would set off a lie detector.

Won't you try my product? Simply swallow our harmless little Vertu® pill and wash it down with whatever pride you have lying around and then don't just speak a lie, but take action that is calculated and disingenuous and you too can be free from fear of catching a Covid cold.

But wait, there's more. With Vertu®, If you act quickly after a PC or HR violation outburst or even a wrongthink twit, taken while writing a check, Vertu® can also be effective warding off cancellation, job uninstallation and race whores for one manufactured rioting cycle.

13 posted on 06/20/2020 8:50:58 AM PDT by tinyowl (A is A)
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To: tinyowl
Yes, but there are side effects.

Users of Vertu may lose the ability to engage in reasoning or critical thinking. Double-standards are likely symptoms. Using Vertu may cause the ignoring of that still, small inner voice that tells you something isn't quite right. Using Vertu may become addictive and cause the user to engage in increasingly eratic behavior in an effort to satisfy a desire for more adulation and plaudits.

16 posted on 06/20/2020 9:16:35 AM PDT by Texas Eagle
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