Biden Reads From Script And Holds Phone Upside Down In Call With Kamala

Benny Johnson ^ | Aug 11, 2020

[Helicondelta]

3 VERY IMPORTANT THINGS about this photo of Joe Biden calling Kamala to offer her VP spot:

1. Biden has to read from a script that is clearly visible

2. Biden does not know how to hold an iPhone (it’s upside down)

3. The cartoon on Biden’s desk is a man screaming “WHY ME?!”

[steve86]

My dear mother started holding the phone upside down and confusing it with the remote control at about age 100.

[null and void]

[JennysCool]

When you blow the photo up and give it a 90 degree turn for easier readability, it’s completely undeniable that Biden is reading from a script. I wonder who wrote it.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

1. Biden has to read from a script that is clearly visible — There are notes for most important calls. More importantly, how did he sound?

2. Biden does not know how to hold an iPhone (it’s upside down) — I think he is talking into the mic on the bottom of the phone. But why? Why not use the mic and camera in the laptop?

3. The cartoon on Biden’s desk is a man screaming “WHY ME?!” — it’s not a “man.” It’s Hagar the Horrible. That cartoon has supposedly been on his desk for years. Joe Biden on how Joe Kennedy and Hagar the Horrible helped him deal with grief, Jan 4, 2018

[captain_dave]

So, who’s on the phone listening in?

[Long Jon No Silver]

On that slip of paper it gives Bidet’s 3 reasons for choosing Kamasutra Harris. Anyone know what they are?

[Long Jon No Silver]

Reason 1. Starts with ‘I have to do..
Do what Joe?

[Dr. Sivana]

Well, Hagar the Horrible is a pretty innocuous, if uninspired comic strip. Dik Browne of Hi & Lois fame branched out, and Hagar probably wound up being a little more successful, despite two members of the original cast getting pretty short shrift (offspring Honi and Hamlet).

[SaxxonWoods]

Saw hilarious comment somewhere earlier about this.

Paraphrase:

Biden had to read his congratulation statement to Harris today, and was holding his phone upside down.

So, not bad.

[Helicondelta]

Exactly. He had to read the reasons for choosing her. Does it sound like he’s the one who made the choice?

[Texas Eagle]

Was he as surprised as Kamala to learn that he had picked her?

[Safrguns]

I wonder how long it will be before “something” forces Joe to step down, leaving Kamala to step up?

I wonder who SHE will pick as running mate?

[doorgunner69]

Well, I would not know how to hold an iFag either. My wife might, she is more in tune with those things.

[PGalt]

BTTT!

[Mr Radical]

Even if you’ve never held one before, I should think the writing on the screen would give a clue which way up to use it.

[kalee]

My father was a game of Hagar the Horrible and quoted him often.

[palmer]

He was playing the zoom call into his phone, not reading the phone.

[iontheball]

Well, I would not know how to hold an iFag either. My wife might, she is more in tune with those things.
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Yes, but you’re not the one claiming to be presidential material either.

[USS Alaska]

2. Biden does not know how to hold an iPhone (it’s upside down)

Since joe is holding his phone upside down, is that the reason all of his sentences come out garbled?

If he held his phone correctly, would he become astute and erudite, and all of his verbiage become Aristotle-like?

Sounds like a cure for joe's demonRATementia.

Now Trump's in real trouble.