I swear on a stack of Bibles AND a stack of Torahs this is NOT satire. I suppose all the old episodes of the Partridge Family will be pulled because of their theme song, C'mon get HAPPY? Better keep my big mouth shut or they'll get more dumbassed ideas.
To: Impala64ssa
Seems ridiculous, but you probably did have bipolar people suing under the ADA.
2 posted on
09/04/2020 1:21:24 PM PDT by
Buckeye McFrog
(Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer.)
To: Impala64ssa
Permascowls need not apply.
3 posted on
09/04/2020 1:25:20 PM PDT by
unixfox
(Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
To: Impala64ssa
So I guess ‘gay caballero’ is no longer okee dokee? :-)
4 posted on
09/04/2020 1:28:04 PM PDT by
rktman
( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
To: Impala64ssa
In all truth, silly thing to put in a job advertisement. Just look fr signs of it during the interview.
6 posted on
09/04/2020 1:29:07 PM PDT by
MarDav
To: Impala64ssa
It’s discriminatory against people like me who have 0 experience working in a salon.
To: Impala64ssa
So this woman has a chance then:
8 posted on
09/04/2020 1:37:11 PM PDT by
Michael.SF.
(Youth, and speed can always be overcome with experience and treachery.)
To: Impala64ssa
To: Impala64ssa
I don’t want to hire unhappy people, aka democrats.
11 posted on
09/04/2020 1:39:15 PM PDT by
Trillian
To: Impala64ssa
“I suppose all the old episodes of the Partridge Family will be pulled because of their theme song, C’mon get HAPPY? “
I’m okay with this, as long as we never have to hear “Shiny Happy People” by R.E.M. again.
To: Impala64ssa
“Should we change the word in case somebody thinks that they can’t apply for the job because they are not a happy person?”
Yeah sure sport. They can apply all day long. Moron...
13 posted on
09/04/2020 1:54:47 PM PDT by
DesertRhino
(Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
To: Impala64ssa
Next up, “must practice proper hygiene” will be discriminatory against smelly, scruffy and disheveled persons.
To: Impala64ssa
New hairdresser for Pelosi. No way that person could be happy.
20 posted on
09/04/2020 2:27:04 PM PDT by
Fido969
(In!)
To: Impala64ssa
So are the alphabet people going to now be just “LGBTQIAU” or the full monty “LGBTQIAUH”?
21 posted on
09/04/2020 2:43:14 PM PDT by
ProtectOurFreedom
("And oft conducted by historic truth, We tread the long extent of backward time.")
To: Impala64ssa
I am waiting for the day my business can hire employees. There will be a sign on the door that read, “Democrats Need Not Apply”.
22 posted on
09/04/2020 2:55:50 PM PDT by
ConservativeInPA
("War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength." - George Orwell, 1984)
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