Posted on 01/01/2021 8:41:29 AM PST by MarvinStinson
Over the past 18 months, Rep. Eric Swalwell (D., Calif.) ran for president and quit; appeared on television thousands of times; branded himself an "Avenger"; failed to imprison the president of the United States; and most noxiously, cut an enormous fart on live television.
It takes a special kind of confidence to achieve all of that in such a short period of time.
But only a true Washington Free Beacon Man of the Year has the confidence to pull off Swalwell's greatest accomplishment, becoming a man whore.
In early December, Axios exposed Swalwell's years-long relationship with a young Chinese lady-spy named "Fang Fang." On a mission to ingratiate herself with various Democratic Party elected officials via the "honey-trap" spycraft tactic, Ms. Fang found herself in relationships with multiple Democrats over the years, including Swalwell.
Posing as a political activist and apparent eproctophiliac, this spicy Szechuan dish made her way into Swalwell's orbit by organizing fundraising for his congressional campaign and placing "at least one intern" in his congressional office.
While it remains unclear whether Fang Fang and the California Democrat were doing the bang-bang, what is known is that one day in 2015 Ms. Fang disappeared. Like a fart in the wind, she had absconded to her native land, never to be seen or heard from again.
For getting laid (probably) and getting paid, the supremely confident Eric Swalwell is 2020's Free Beacon Man of the Year.
BUY YOUR ERIC SWALWELL WHOOPIE CUSHION
(Excerpt) Read more at freebeacon.com ...
This is sarcasm, right? Sometimes hard to tell....
“Eproctophiliac.” New word of the day!
Man of the year...in China. 🇨🇳
eproctophilia(Noun)
sexual arousal from flatulence
You mean Eric Swallowswell.
AND, who gives a tinkers damned what he won?? I certainly don’t give a crap.
I read somewhere that Fang Fang said their favorite song was “Till I Waltz Again With You,” especially the line where it says, “Where we’ll never have to part.”
“I like that line the best because Elik love to part, and he is velly stinky!”
To me, Swalwell is the weirdo, attention starved, know-nothing, obnoxious kid on the school bus who no one ever wanted to sit next to.
And the prize is a gold-plated cork, right?
His prize should be a rope necklace!
.........had the kick-me sticker on his back and got punched out his entire life and now striking back.
I pray he fails and is eventually outed as the total POS he is
“AND, who gives a tinkers damned what he won?? I certainly don’t give a crap.”
Interesting comment from someone that didn’t read past the headline.
Dudden matter. Marxist dimocrats don’t matter to me. I see them as enemies of the Republic, which way back in 1970 I swore an oath to defend, both foreign and domestic. That still holds as all military retired personnel are always subject to recall if the government says so.
And to recall that this POS had the balls to run for the Presidency. 6 feet under for traitors.
“Dudden matter.”
It does matter if you want to be literate.
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