[CrappieLuck]

“Pull swab out very slowly”, says Dr. Ho Flung Poo

[glasseye]

Would not happen to a nicer group.

[ALASKA]

Oh no they dit inttttt.

[Jamestown1630]

What, no Diplomatic Immunity in China?

[blueunicorn6]

Send those anal swabs to Fauci.

He’ll know what to do with them.

“Oh look! Coffee stir sticks!”

[lightman]

Gives a whole new meaning to “stop the spread!”

[Jonty30]

Same sort of error that Facebook makes when it sends me to Facebook jail for thirty days.

[cgbg]

China should require the diplomats to swim laps in a pool of sharks—could be rather amusing!

[jetson]

” Eeeyewww...It’s got the poo on it.”

[Dr.Deth]

[blueunicorn6]

I’d have those diplomats closely checked.

The Chinese might have put spy devices or explosives up their.....behinds.

[Nextrush]

When you boil it all down isn’t the whole COVID-19 story “anal”?

[Candor7]

It was a mistake!( Sarc.)

Cuomo sent them over for us Chinese to use against U.S. Diplomats here in China!

[samadams2000]

Bang Ding Ow.

[Darteaus94025]

Given that they’re State Department employees coming they probably demanded that they get the anal swabs.

[lightman]

Butt seriously:

Chew on this:

There is a lot of REAL science indicating that COVID—like cruise ship noroviruses—is spread primarily be fecal to oral transmission.

Let that sink in.

Remember about a year ago when there were a few quickly buried stories about communities in the New England states that were going to start testing sewerage for COVID?

Let that sink in.

Now consider this: In many States (Pennsylvania and Ohio for sure) the mask mandates are explicit that those in restaurants MUST wear a mask INTO THE RESTROOM where of course that cloth will absorb all toilet odors and other zhit.

Let that sink in.

Then the patron MUST wear the zhit laden mask back into the restaurant so that with every exhale the patrons innocently eating pancakes can get a dose of the restroom zhit.

Let that sink in.

Still hungry?

[Clay Moore]

What is the difference between a nasal swab and an anal swab?

The smell.

[PROCON]

[a fool in paradise]

They should’ve saved them for the Queen of England.

[GaryCrow]

Right now Pete Buttigieg is depressed because he didn’t take that State Department job when it was offered.