[alabama_heart]

I just received a survey from the RNC and of course at the end of the survey they want you to contribute. I think I’ll fill out the survey and enclose a note at the end saying I’ll start donating to the GOP when the GOP acts and votes like republicans. Otherwise no coin.

[Sans-Culotte]

When they see there is no check or CC# they’ll probably just throw it away as I do with all their mailings.

[ASA Vet]

And when the service hired to open those envelopes finds no "donation," they drop it right into the round file beside their desk.

If there is a donation the worker scans your info into the computer as another sucker to double the beg letters.