Well said, DR! I think the ref to water pistols was great.
Makes people mad but that’s my opinion! And I didn’t even mention the stream of stories where some 80 year old grandma retrieves the revolver in the bureau drawer or the .22 in the closet and drops that intruder like a poleaxed steer.
She hasn’t fired a shot in decades, couldn’t begin to tell you who Clint Smith or Elmer Keith is. Yet, there is his centerpunched carcass right there on the floor.