[Red Badger]

Old saying:

If you want to hear God laugh, just tell Him what you are going to do tomorrow.........................

[cuban leaf]

Funny joke:

A man asks God how long a billion years is to him. God said, it is as a single minute.

Then the guy asks God how much a billion dollars is to him. God said, it is like a penny.

Then the man says to God, May I have a penny. God said, “Sure, give me a minute.”