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All I Want For Christmas Is Something That Won’t Break Immediately
The Federalist ^ | 12/20/2023 | ANNA KALADISH REYNOLDS

Posted on 12/20/2023 9:28:45 AM PST by SeekAndFind

If you must exchange Christmas gifts this year, let it be something old and sturdy. Let’s give the landfills a break.

The current minimalism fad might be the only sane response to having so much cheap junk in our lives. When considering Christmas gifts to buy or receive, many weary shoppers find that the most appealing present seems to be nothing at all. It’s a weariness induced by material overload of items that just don’t work.

Writing on his Substack, author Walter Kirn bemoans living in “Generation Junk.” In painful detail, to which so many of us can relate, Kirn describes the catalogue of appliances, tools, and dishes that have quickly become useless. These items, he writes, are “ending their long journeys from overseas factories in unmarked graves in my local Montana landfill.” He adds, “I have a whole ghost kitchen in this landfill, and soon I will need to reserve a bigger plot.”

Don’t we all at this point? It is absurd that when neighbors ordered a new television that arrived cracked, the company simply refunded the money and told them not to return it. What’s more, not a single local appliance repair shop could fix it.

It’s not just televisions and kitchenware. Upon purchasing a sledgehammer (from an allegedly reputable brand for no small sum, I might add), you may find the first time it makes contact with concrete, the head of the sledgehammer separates from the handle. Again, what solution is there but to pitch it?

Amazon, Influencers, and Knickknacks

I’ll spare you further examples, as Kirn has already provided many with appropriately dark humor. And I’m sure every reader living in a lavish postmodern consumer culture has his own long list of examples.

We all suffer under the madness, but why hasn’t anyone reined it in? Take Amazon, for starters. Anyone who has spent a weekday at home in the suburbs will see a parade of Amazon delivery trucks carting boxes of junk to American homes on a daily basis.

Another factor is undoubtedly what can be termed broadly as “influencer culture.” Starting in early childhood, internet personalities supply an endless stream of “unboxing” videos. In these odes to unrestrained materialism, content creators — some of them small children — remove the packaging from brand-new, straight-off-the-shipping-container merchandise to show viewers their “haul.” Notably, there are rarely if ever follow-up videos demonstrating how these items held up to daily wear and tear. There is just the video of something shiny and new, which viewers can, of course, usually purchase using an Amazon affiliate link.

In addition to the miscellany of life that is so easily broken and unusable, there is a steady stream of cheaply manufactured T-shirts, plastic toys, water bottles, seasonal décor, and infuriating knickknacks that make their way into the average household.

Minimalism, or the End of Heirlooms?

Is it any wonder that minimalism is such a craze among Millennials? The idea of ridding our homes of all the flotsam and jetsam of poorly made products that are not built to last seems like the only path out. Kirn quotes from William Morris, the father of the Arts and Crafts movement, who advised sagely, “Have nothing in your home that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful.” This is a favorite quote among certain minimalists, people who subscribe to a philosophy of ridding their personal environment and lives of superfluous content and focusing on what they value most.

There does seem to be a downside to minimalism. Older generations speak sadly of the heirloom China that none of the grandkids want. An older woman working at a thrift store brought a bundle of household items to work with her every day as a donation because her children had made it known they did not want any of her things when she died. It’s grim and, to some extent, understandable.

This Christmas, Gift the Old, Forgo the New

There’s one caveat the younger generations should seriously consider. The one item Kirn mentions that hasn’t broken irrevocably? A 70-year-old juicer in perfect working order. If you don’t want your grandmother’s China, that might be forgivable. But her cast iron pans? Those are family heirlooms worth holding onto!

As is so often repeated with increasing layers of meaning, “They don’t make things like they used to.” Your grandfather’s tools may have been rusting in someone’s garage for decades, but do not throw them out! You can clean good tools, and they will continue to function long after all the latest purchases from Amazon crumple into a sad monument to greed, cheap labor, and abject materialism.

If you must exchange Christmas gifts this year, let it be something old and sturdy, homemade, or the gift of an experience. Let’s give the landfills a break.


Anna Kaladish Reynolds is a wife and mother in the great state of Texas. She writes at InspireVirtue.com and is interested in books and living the examined life.


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: christmas; gifts; reliability
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1 posted on 12/20/2023 9:28:45 AM PST by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

An anvil.....................


2 posted on 12/20/2023 9:30:00 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while l aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: SeekAndFind

Great title.


3 posted on 12/20/2023 9:30:16 AM PST by SaxxonWoods (Are you ready for Black Lives MAGA? It's coming.)
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To: SeekAndFind

CCC - Cheap Chinese Crap is a curse upon civilization

Japan & Germany still have pretty good quality, but you gotta pay ...


4 posted on 12/20/2023 9:33:40 AM PST by canuck_conservative (NATO - keeping Europe free of Russian invaders for 74 years - you're welcome!)
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To: SeekAndFind

I want to give books, but nobody in the family wants them anymore.


5 posted on 12/20/2023 9:34:37 AM PST by Chad C. Mulligan
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To: canuck_conservative

Taiwan makes pretty good stuff still.


6 posted on 12/20/2023 9:40:01 AM PST by ChildOfThe60s ( If you can remember the 60s.....you weren't really there..)
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To: Chad C. Mulligan
They would probably appreciate an e-book or audio book subscription. I personally hate the concept but have to admit that it takes up less room.
7 posted on 12/20/2023 9:42:08 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear ( In a quaint alleyway, they graciously signaled for a vehicle on the main road to lead the way. )
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To: SeekAndFind

We should do like Hobbits and just keep passing around the same gifts LOL. Remember Bilbo’s birthday


8 posted on 12/20/2023 9:42:42 AM PST by ChildOfThe60s ( If you can remember the 60s.....you weren't really there..)
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To: SeekAndFind

A cousin of mine doesn’t want anything from her very nice home or other stuff.

I kind of feel the same.


9 posted on 12/20/2023 9:43:06 AM PST by wally_bert (I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure..)
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To: SeekAndFind

A cousin of mine doesn’t want anything from her very nice home or other stuff.

I kind of feel the same.


10 posted on 12/20/2023 9:43:10 AM PST by wally_bert (I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure..)
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To: SeekAndFind

Fruitcake doesn’t break.


11 posted on 12/20/2023 9:47:17 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: SeekAndFind

Herpes is hard to break


12 posted on 12/20/2023 9:49:26 AM PST by Bob434
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To: SeekAndFind

One thing that really pisses me off these days is all the integrated LED lights/fixtures for both homes and cars. Gone are the days of simply replacing a bulb. Now you have to chuck the whole thing. And they inevitably go out and aren’t worth trying to fix. So, instead of a bulb winding up in a landfill, the whole fricking fixture or headlamp enclosure will.


13 posted on 12/20/2023 9:50:13 AM PST by IYAS9YAS (There are two kinds of people: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.)
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To: Bob434

but im guessing that isn’t what she meant


14 posted on 12/20/2023 9:50:50 AM PST by Bob434
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To: Chad C. Mulligan

After this year...books are the ONLY thing I am giving.


15 posted on 12/20/2023 9:50:51 AM PST by goodnesswins ( We pretend to vote and they pretend to count the votes.)
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To: SeekAndFind

If you want beautiful and well made toy cars for your children or grandchildren...look at the cars on Playforever.us You get what you pay for...they are not inexpensive...but they will last a long time.


16 posted on 12/20/2023 9:58:24 AM PST by woofer2425
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To: canuck_conservative

CCC - Cheap Chinese Counterfeit Crap is a curse upon civilization

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my pet peeve.

i end up buying over and over trying to hit the “ it works” lottery.

currently digital humidity / temp gauge for my guitar case.

so far no luck they all read wildly different.


17 posted on 12/20/2023 9:58:32 AM PST by cuz1961 (USCGR Vet, John Adams Descendant , deal with it.)
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To: Red Badger

I have one already, for hunting coyotes.


18 posted on 12/20/2023 10:02:51 AM PST by ferret_airlift
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To: Billthedrill

My brother and I have been regifting the same fruitcake to each other for 35 years. There’s been some interesting wrapping. Welded in boxes, concrete, wrapped in rubber tape etc.


19 posted on 12/20/2023 10:14:51 AM PST by cyclotic (Don’t be part of the problem. Be the entire problem)
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To: SeekAndFind

Sea Monkeys, Flarp, and Slinkys for all!


20 posted on 12/20/2023 10:15:54 AM PST by Fester Chugabrew (In a world of parrots and lemmings, be a watchdog.)
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