[ChicagoConservative27]

All that fried food has made him retarded.

[left that other site]

Yeah. Right.

[V_TWIN]

According to Clay and Buck it the most decisive Iowa caucus win ever

[Osage Orange]

The prick has spoken.

[Kazan]

Is this fat pig angling to be Biden’s replacement if he’s forced out?

[Signalman]

Another Democrat Moron.
Next....

[SERKIT]

Keep in mind that Jelly Belly’s tremendous girth revealed the weakness of one of his femurs. While walking around an Illinois State Fair, he spontaneously broke a femur due his his gross obesity.

[bray]

Could have been worse, he could have only won by 20 points.

[Openurmind]

Trump is not weak, voters are stupid.

[ModelBreaker]

I read that this was the biggest margin of victory in Iowa caucus history.

Spin is spin.

[wiseprince]

Hahah, they’ve moved on to “almost half”. Not one voter, according to this putz voter for Birdbrain, Vivek or Desanctimonius because they liked them or there policies. Every vote cast yesterday was about Trump.

[JBW1949]

the “weakness” of former President Donald Trump was shown in his 30-plus point win.

The “idiocy” of Gov Pritzker was shown in his comment about Trump’s 30-plus point win.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Pot and ‘shrooms must be legal in Illinois, or at least at the Governor’s mansion.

[piytar]

Bwahahahahhahahaaaa!

(taking a deep breath)

HAHAHHAHAHHAAAAHAAHAAAAAA!

[Fresh Wind]

DemocRATS are scared ****less of Trump, and would much rather run against DeSantis or Haley. The plan was to advance DeSantis to take out Trump, but that didn’t work so now they’re pushing Haley. Make no mistake...they don’t intend to let any Republican win.

[Tommy Revolts]

Let’s leave record setting out of this.

[Noumenon]

Someone send this man another family size bucket of extra crispy KFC.

[antidemoncrat]

Sure and Biden has shown his strength since coming off vacation in U.S. Virgin Islands but has only spent a few days in the White House and other than that went on vacation to Camp David twice, Delaware and took multiple LIDs. Wish I had that kind of “work” schedule at that yearly $$$$.

[CIB-173RDABN]

A glass half empty sort of guy. We have a lot of those around.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I had to check to see if this was the Babylon Bee.

[ought-six]

The human beluga speaketh.