[CFW]

Judge Benitez may be the only judge on the west coast that has read and understands the Second Amendment and its history.

[Enterprise]

Welcome to the club!

[bert]

Classic Billy

Judicious application of the Billy about the head and shoulders discourages resistance to arrest and protects the cop from injury. Resistance to arrest is not a right

[teeman8r]

From my cold dead hands...

[HighSierra5]

How bout the hillbilly yacht club?

[ansel12]

Until the mid to late 1960s cops had to be big men with height requirements, and they would fight and use their Billy Club rather than just shoot you from 20 feet away.

[CodeToad]

The original Hickory Shampoo.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Is the Asian agricultural implement the Rice flail banned in California?
Back around 1970 at lunch, I mentioned this tool for defense. The men laughed at me for such a silly idea. Within 5 years cities were banning the possession of “Numchucks” which was just a rice flail.

[Zuriel]

I’ve thought about carrying a hachett, or maybe a pitchfork, but need to check on that.

[TBP]

Come after my billy club and I’ll beat you to death with it.

Next, they’ll ban possession of baseball bats outside of “approved” ballparks.

[x]

California was in high dudgeon
Against every form of truncheon.
The judge overturned their law,
Locked Newsom up in a dundgeon.
And then proceded to his luncheon.

[dragnet2]

Yes peasants, you can have a club, like in the prehistoric era.

[Nebr FAL owner]

Does any part of this asshattery cover a pair of tube socks with 212 oz. of pennies in the toe loose not in rolls?