I was half-expecting that ole Joetato might drop today.
They can pump him full of joy juice to get through an hour
but the comedown the next day can be the real danger zone.
What makes me think his Jumpin’JackFlash cocktails could be dangerous?
If it didn’t entail significant risk they’d juice him up every day.
Or at least every time he faced the public. They obviously don’t.
Thank goodness the VP is ready to step up. Whew, she was either high on the dream or sampled Joe’s cocktail.