[ridesthemiles]

I get 2 types of calls all the time:

“GRANDMA-—I’M In JAIL”

“We want to buy your house.”

I am now proficient in yelling & swearing rather quickly.

I HAVE NO KIDS-—or GRANDKIDS

MY PROPERTY IS NOT FOR SALE.

[5th MEB]

I get some of these calls also, my responses are usually the same.

Dad/Granpa——I’m in jail!
Standard response: DON’T DO THE CRIME IF YOU CAN’T DO THE TIME!

We would like to purchase your house/property.
Response ——Go F#CK YOURSELF, not for sale at any price.