[Torahman]

I’m sending them a traditional Ramadan gift; this year, asbestos water skis. They’ll look like a million bucks, skimming across the waves on The Lake of Fire!

[No name given]

Along with some bacon 🥓 on the side.

[kawhill]

I’m going to send them several copies of the Holy Bible, and several copies of the Quran, with bacon between the pages like Ann Barnhardt.