Hahahahaa!! OMGosh that was so good! I’m going to save this one for later.
Here’s my favorite; Communion Sunday at the Methodist church and there is an older couple sitting on the front row. As the congregants file across in front of them to receive the sacraments they notice a young lady in a very short skirt but she looks familiar. As the young lady kneels at the altar rail the wife leans over to the husband and asks “Is that Tutti Greene?” The husband quietly replies “No, it’s just the way the light is shining on it.”