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To: Lee Heggy
the food being distributed as Prasad (i.e food which has been sanctified by offering it to the Gods).

Hi, everyone. I just finished offering all the food in the world to the Gods, so it is now completely sanctified on a global basis. This will save tons of time for everyone.

When the corn fields produce new ears next year, you'll have to go through the offering process again. Sorry. You can only do what you can do.

I'm working on the procedures right now to provide "future offering" of food to the Gods. When perfected, I'll be able to offer all future food to the Gods, and then this step can be skipped by everyone for all time. Messages of appreciation will be received by my accolytes in the doorway of the temple while I concentrate on the discoveries I'm making. If you include money in your gifts, I can place you on the top of the list of "future food offerings to the Gods" for your added convenience.

Adoring females may present themselves at the "rearward facing" holy doorway and meet with the yodhis who will prepare you to meet me at the appropriate times. If you wish, you may be present at the "future offerings to the Gods" ritual so that you may bask in the glory of the holy future Prasad ceremony.

12 posted on 11/12/2001 11:07:12 AM PST by fordlight
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To: fordlight
Cool, I'll be there! I'm ready for some adoring females! BTW, Hot dogs and dough nuts are perfectly acceptable to the 'gods' as long as the dough nuts have little sprinkles on em.
13 posted on 11/12/2001 11:10:52 AM PST by Lee Heggy
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