[Robert A Cook PE]

Did you know that the Canadians are rapidly losing the North Magnetic Pole?

Its now moving away from its (former) Hudson Bay location at a rate now exceeding several hundred kiometers - PER YEAR, if I recall the reference correctly.

D**m Canadians couldn't keep Gretzsky where he belongs, and now they're losing the North Pole!

[Argh]

Those damn Canadians!

[headsonpikes]

"Damned Canadians..."

Hey, we couldn't keep Gretzky, and we aren't able to hold onto the North Pole either. Those are facts

It's not because we didn't want to; it's because our funny money ain't worth squat!

Your rich Yankee capitalist, Montgomery Burns(Enron exec, I think) is buying the North Pole.

I hope he moves the sucker to Florida; maybe we'd get better winters up here, eh?

[blam]

"Did you know that the Canadians are rapidly losing the North Magnetic Pole? "

Yup. The Russians are stealing it.