[michigander]

According to the Kyoto Protocol, since the student was located at Harvard University, the United States will be held reponsible for any and all effects to global warming that the super nova may produce.

[The Raven]

>>...the United States will be held reponsible for any and all effects to global warming that the super nova may produce.

I'm happy to say I've solved the global warming problem. Just throw a handful of Kudzu seeds over your shoulder and run like h*ll.