[Bubba_Leroy]

"The Age-Endowed Global Citizen and Gaia's Sacred Saline Crucible-of-Life."

Much better. But wasn't the "Age Endowed Global Citizen" a white guy who killed fish (I mean "Aquatic Citizens of Gaia's Sacred Saline Crucible-of-Life")? Shouldn't there be something in the title to reflect that he was a racists, sexist, homophobic, Euro-centric white guy?

[weegee]

The "old man" couldn't have been that old seeing as how the man that Hemingway based the character on just died.