Ted Kennedy deducting his bar tab as a "business expense" in hyrogliph..
Barney Frank doing the same thing for "Services Rendered" in a brand new language he calls "scoutmaster"
Arlen Specter writing bills in what he swears is the official language of the Scottish Masons..
Senator Byrd, in whatever language he used to communicate in before the humans found him and gave him a box in their back yard.
Those are really funny, and very clever. Do one for AL Sharpton and Hillary.