CA is going through a giant heat-wave. Take it away SW
I cain't! My chimely cap blew off an now the danged heat-o-lator rusted through, as did my damper along with my fireplace insert!!!
Them poor suckers in Rodayo (that's how it's pronounced, ahem) are downstream frum me and I'm downwind from their gashus refinery. Therefore... their drinkin water's already been through my danged kidneys and I'ma breathin the gas they pass!!! Whew!!! Whata cuntry!!!
Plus... yew folks asking "can I have this" and "can I have that," know bedder than that! Miss Manners tole me yer supposed ta say "Muther May I!!!"