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A couple of greaseballs will assume room temperature due to the valiant efforts of a dumb animal.
1 posted on 09/05/2002 4:14:04 PM PDT by sinkspur
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To: sinkspur
That's one smart cockatoo! ;-)
2 posted on 09/05/2002 4:18:35 PM PDT by goldstategop
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To: sinkspur
Take it from Muttly. You can't trust birds. The guy was probably just innocently eating dinner, and the bird attacked. 'Splains the fork.

I oppugn this heroic bird report.
3 posted on 09/05/2002 4:19:27 PM PDT by PoorMuttly
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To: WindMinstrel
I thought you might enjoy this. Good birdie!
4 posted on 09/05/2002 4:22:10 PM PDT by Dakmar
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To: sinkspur; Orual; aculeus; general_re
Wow, great bird.

Cockatoos are large members of the parrot family known for being intelligent, affectionate and having boisterous personalities.

Some members are also known for their ability to bite one's finger off. In this case, fortunately, drawing blood proved sufficient.

5 posted on 09/05/2002 4:24:34 PM PDT by dighton
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To: sinkspur
Cockatoos are, apparently, the natural enemies of Jailbirds...
6 posted on 09/05/2002 4:36:40 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks
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To: sinkspur
Oh, Oh, Robert Blake, we got your bird and it is a singing stool pigeon.
7 posted on 09/05/2002 4:37:04 PM PDT by APBaer
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To: sinkspur
There's gotta be a Texas joke here somewhere.
8 posted on 09/05/2002 7:08:04 PM PDT by RJCogburn
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