[DainBramage]

If a demigod were to have actually come to earth,

why would he have monkeys and tigers break up rocks to

build a bridge to cross the straights. If he were able

to come down in the first place, why didn't he come down

on the other side in the first place....huuuuh?

The hari krishnas are just pissed because of airport security.

[Redcloak]

Have you ever tried getting a monkey through airport security? You'd have an easier time trying to sneak a wheel of Venezualan Beaver Cheese through customs!