Hillary has one vote to be first U.S. woman president (Chills & Shivers Alert)

The Free Lance-Star ^ | Sun, 01/05/2003 | DONNIE JOHNSTON

[cyncooper]

Thank you for reminding us that it wasn't just women that had something negative to say about clinton, but that Republican women are fair game to mock.

[Mr. Mojo]

Is Donnie a nickname for Donald or for Donna? This inquiring mind wants to know.

I think it's short for 'Donahue'.

[Republic of Texas]

I wouldn't even know where to start with this one. How could a person grow up in America, and hate freedom so much?

[CyberAnt]

"prefer a draft to running in the primaries"

B I N G O!!

I wondered when somebody was going to figure this out.

If Hitlery had to run in the primaries, she would be skunked! However, if she stays out of the fray, she can slink into the convention and be drafted because there are toooooo many people running for the spot and NONE OF THEM WILL HAVE A MAJORITY! She will appear as the "savior" of the party.

This is a great plan - I wonder if she will be able to pull it off.

[lds23]

Part of a power-mad control-freak's modus operandi is to drag everything down to the level where they can control it. Sounds like Hillary to a tee.

The Dems have been dragged so far down, that Hillary looks like up to them.

[Steel Wolf]

At worst, she would be the best-looking president this nation ever had.

Not if we get Ann Coulter to run against her.

Should Cheney's ticker kick out, Ann could step in as the running mate in 04, or after the Bush dynasty in 08, to sway the 'I'd vote for her any day, she's hot' crowd away from (*shudder*) Hillary. How does this sound?

Clinton/Sharpton vs Rumsfeld/Coulter.

Ah, a guy can dream, can't he?

[null and void]

Ah, a guy can dream, can't he?

Yup! This is my nightmare:

Hillary!™ has promised not to run for president in 2004, she keeps this promise by running as VP.

The president dies in office after two years and one day.

Hillary!™ becomes president, and under the 22nd Amendment, is still eligble to run for office in 2008 and 2012, giving us the Hillary!™ decade.

Of course in 2016, the will be a major crisis requiring the "temporary" suspension of that year's elections...

"Those who cast votes decide nothing, those who count the votes decide everything" - Joesph Stalin

[Steel Wolf]

Be still my beating heart. I don't know which debate would be more fun to watch.

Watching Rice debate Clinton would be like the fight where the big kid holds the head of the little kid who is swinging wildly at him to no effect. She wouldn't even get warmed up before Hillary was flustered and frazzled.

Coulter and Albright would be downright brutal. Maddie doesn't have the maneuverability or the wit to keep up with Coulter's sniping barbs. The cleaning lady would get her clock cleaned, but good.

[Arpege92]

Could Donnie be related to Phil Donahue?...As a republican voting female, I have always thought of Donahue as shall we say "WHIPPED"! I have never seen a man try so hard at thinking like what he believes woman do think....but now we have Donnie and that is why I am asking if they are related!

Hillary is not the right person to inhabit the role of the first female president....I was thinking of "Rupal"....yes he is a man but he is better at being a woman than Hillary could ever be!

[ladylib]

Articles like this should be posted in a Freerepublic section called, The Vomitorium.

[Lucky2]

I think Hildabeast wrote this article under another name. No one on earth could be this complementary of that disgusting woman other than herself!

[FourPeas]

She has charm, charisma, common sense and...

...and WHAT in the world is this person smoking??