"I will go to the White House on my knees on cut glass"

http://www.gershcomedy.com ^ | April 9, 2003 | self

[angkor]

Jeneane Garafalo needs to be reminded of her commitment made on March 6, e.g., to crawl over glass and apologize to GWB and (shiver) Thomas Friedman over her rants about Iraq.

You can go to http://www.gershcomedy.com, click "Contact Gersh" on the left, and remind them of their client's promise.

O'REILLY: If you are wrong… and if the United States - and they will, this is going to happen - goes in, liberates Iraq [with] people in the street, American flags, hugging our soldiers… you gonna apologize to George W. Bush?

GARAFALO: I would be so willing to say, "I'm sorry". I hope to God that I can be made a buffoon of, that people will say, "You were wrong. You were a fatalist". And I will go to the White House on my knees on cut glass and say, "Hey, you and Thomas Friedman were right… I shouldn't have doubted you"…

- Transcript from The Pulse 3/6/03

[Im Your Huckleberry]

I think their wager was "dinner".

Would you really want to eat dinner with "Jabba-the-Moore" slobbering, smacking, gobbing, and drooling all over on the other side of the table?

That's one wager I'd pass on...

[Fraulein]

[MadMoo]

The Good Old Yanks! Reminds me of WWII.

[JoeSixPack1]

French wine bottles smashed and crushed to form a path would work.

[Lady Eileen]

bump

[Puppage]

[Bullish]

I bet Jeneanne is doing some pretty heavy drinking today.

[Wondervixen]

Sure I'd have dinner with him...Corndogs at the Columbus Zoo & he eats his in the babboon sanctuary!

[Vets_Husband_and_Wife]

BUMP.. I will wait patiently for her to apologize.. but I won't hold my breath. She is as irrelevant as is Saddam Hussein. She is nearly as sickening.

[annyokie]

Reminds me of all our valiant endevours! These guys are Brits:

[k2blader]

Ha!

[Toespi]

hysterical shotgun!!

[Slyfox]

"I hope to God that I can be made a buffoon"

Broken glass, anyone?

[jd777]

Gara-fool-o is partying on the wrong side of history.

[Friend of thunder]

Don’t that just say it all?

[Captainpaintball]

I'd prefer she use rubbing alcohol

[VOA]

"I will go to the White House on my knees on cut glass"

Just my personal thoughts...
Folks should have a bit of mercy on Ms. Garafolo.
Personally, I was on the "left side" of the political spectrum until the STUNNING
contrast between the Carter and Reagan administrations bounced "the scales from my eyes".

IF Ms. Garafolo just makes a clear, concise, no-bones-about-it "I was wrong"
statement...her stock with me will rocket.

Not that I'd go out of my way to see her movies or buy any entertainment products
she is part of...but that sort of admission is a sign of a real, honest and ethical person.

And hope that she won't repeat the error again.

[tophat9000]

Well if Garafalo does apologize to GWB and (shiver) Thomas Friedman..I’ll be surprised if she does.. but if she does I'd cut her some slack (not much) but some

[proud American in Canada]

bump!

[umgud]

Who is Garafalo and what is she famous for? What movies or shows does she play on?