[Remedy]

If you can remember a time when you weren't alive, you're very unusual. I don't remember any such time. Ergo, I have always been alive.

Since PhD means "Doctor of Philosophy", I am a bona fide philosopher and can say such things with authority concerning:

Astral Projection

Reincarnation

Channeling

astrology

mysticism

palmistry

Divination

Levitation

extraterrestrials

I didn't know the Psychic Friends network granted mail order Phds'.

[cpforlife.org]

"I didn't know the Psychic Friends network granted mail order Phds'."

In the voice of Ed McMahon: hey-oohhh. Dat wuz good!!

Just watching from the sidelines.

Score:
Remedy & MHG 10
Dr. exDemMom & Dr. Moreau (silent partner back on the isle) ZERO

[exDemMom]

I didn't know the Psychic Friends network granted mail order Phds'

Well, see, I looked into that option but they actually wanted me to write a check and pay them for the certificate.

What really made me decide to go the University of California route instead is that, even though it was more work in the long run, they paid me to get the PhD. I mean, if I've got to suffer through all that schooling, I might as well get something out of it, shouldn't I?