[Larry Lucido]

A computer simulation of an asteroid impact tsunami developed by scientists at the University of California, Santa Cruz, shows waves as high as 400 feet sweeping onto the Atlantic Coast of the United States

The computer simulation further showed the waves seeking out the poor and homeless, particularly minorities and working single mothers, and sweeping them all out to sea, but not without first flooding inner city voting locations and thus further disenfranchising the most needy.

[MikalM]

If the New York Times is still around then, that'll be the opening paragraph of the story.

[RightWhale]

out the poor and homeless, particularly minorities and working single mothers

In 800 years there won't be any of that, provided the Dems take the White House next time around. There weren't any poor and homeless, particularly minorities and working single mothers under Clinton's admin were there? No, all these poor and homeless, particularly minorities and working single mothers are Bush's fault. Any Dem will do; Al Sharpton is an excellent choice.