Algore might say we must use rockets, but Obama could require everyone on earth to face east when they fart, thus adding to the rotation speed and saving the planet from global warming.
If that is the case, give me a case of beer, two dozen eggs made "deviled", and a plate of burritos, or cabbage and corned beef, and I will solve the problem singlehandedly.
Of course, someone will have to cover my carbon credits, and get the appropriate permits from the state...