Yeah, amazing new discovery: successful dating -- and mating --- requires Y-Chromosome Adam and Mitochondrial Eve being in the same 10,000 year time slot.
"Pretty sure we can get together, Adam. Let me take a quick look at my calendar..."
LOL...lets just hope she was ovulating at the time!
EVE: “Dang! We missed because YOU were out fishing instead of eating the apples God gave us, you worm...let’s see...next time is...”
ADAM: “Er...what was that you said about an apple?”