Posted on 08/08/2020 6:47:47 PM PDT by delta7
Video:"How wonderful!
"Our God is greater than any government dictators who try to deny the people their 1st Amendment right to freely assemble in church to worship!"
(Excerpt) Read more at thepostmillennial.com ...
Even I won’t sink low enough to make sale jokes about something this important.
It’s a thing of beauty.
The great thing about this was the shoppers were joining in the worship!!
I love this idea - as long as Walmart approved the group.
There is power in worshipping God together, as commanded...those that have not done so really, really need to experience group worship and experience all the benefits!
Video about 15 minutes long of the event
https://thepostmillennial.com/watch-worship-at-walmart-not-church
Walmart, the government, who ever else has no right ( or power) to stop worshipping our God....I commonly hold “ worship” services when waiting in line at stores, I usually start out by saying “ what a beautiful day our Lord has made”, ...look around, listen, at the very least I usually get an “ Amen” then go from there...try it some time, your blessings will be multiplied!
"Church In The Wildwood [Walmart]"
(By the way, are they going to let those backsliding members of the old K-Mart churches attend these services?)
Pick a public forum and bring big BLM signs that say, in small print, Bible Lives Matter.
I think “Biblical” would work better in your slogan.
Protest the devil in church.
problem solved.
Choose life.
I sent that link to someone who was expressing a hunger for fellowship in a locked doen state. Thankyou for the link!
I wrote up a satirical piece about this very thing just a week ago.
The Gospel According to John Roberts
I’ve noticed that some ministers and parishioners have found ingenious ways to get around the Roberts’ 50 Limit Church Decree. It seems we still have the right of assembly ( in certain sanctified secular designations) if not full religious freedoms; so I have been scouring the internet and unearthed some cunningly crafty ways to get to ‘church’ on time and in full grandiose and resplendent numbers.
There was the right reverend Billingsley of the We Save You More church taking his congregation down to the local Walmart store. He noticed that the paper towel and disinfectant aisles were un-stocked and bare, so he filled them with glorious jubilation and hosannas.
Then there was that minister of the Hokum Holy Rollers who took his prayerful-minded to the Hard Rock Casino. Word was that they did rather well at the tables after the service.
The next week that same minister took his Holy Rollers down to Planet Fitness, but he won’t be going back there anymore. He said his congregation got more of a workout in his own church than they ever did at the gym. He said he’d try the bowling alley next week.
The manager of one of the Hooters Restaurants begged the All You Can Save ministry to return to his establishment to conduct their services. The manager took a liking to that cabernet sauvignon stuff that suddenly came out of the bar taps during church services.
That rascally right reverend Billingsley also picked a night when the Ten Commandments was showing at the IMAX Theater. Queasy church folk said it was the most moving service they ever attended. Didn’t even need to gather at the river after church.
I seem to have lost all my attribution sources for the above anecdotes, but no reason why they couldn’t have happened just like was told.
So, I say, bring your choir to sing “Swing Lowe Sweet Chariot” down to that particular department store, “How Great thou Art” at the metropolitan museum. “Jesus Paid It All” at the Dollar General layaway counter, and “A Mighty Fortress is our God” on the steps of the Supreme Court.
My apologies if I have offended in my attempts at humor. I truly do not mean to offend any sect or creed. But I think point has been made that there are humorous and pointed ways to evade the Gospel of John Roberts.
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