The Bible In Paintings, #133: SOLOMON’S 700 WIVES, 300 CONCUBINES, AND UNCOUNTED HORDES OF SERVANTS, GROUPIES, NEIGHBORS, PASSERS-BY….

Bing Images ^ | c.2200 BC – c.95 AD | by the Father, Son & Holy Spirit

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SOLOMON’S 700 WIVES,
300 CONCUBINES, AND
UNCOUNTED HORDES OF
SERVANTS, GROUPIES,
NEIGHBORS, PASSERS-BY….

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1 King Solomon, however, loved many foreign women besides Pharaoh’s daughter—Moabites, Ammonites, Edomites, Sidonians and Hittites. 2 They were from nations about which the Lord had told the Israelites, “You must not intermarry with them, because they will surely turn your hearts after their gods.” Nevertheless, Solomon held fast to them in love. 3 He had seven hundred wives of royal birth and three hundred concubines, and his wives led him astray. 4 As Solomon grew old, his wives turned his heart after other gods, and his heart was not fully devoted to the Lord his God, as the heart of David his father had been. 5 He followed Ashtoreth the goddess of the Sidonians, and Molek the detestable god of the Ammonites. 6 So Solomon did evil in the eyes of the Lord; he did not follow the Lord completely, as David his father had done.

7 On a hill east of Jerusalem, Solomon built a high place for Chemosh the detestable god of Moab, and for Molek the detestable god of the Ammonites. 8 He did the same for all his foreign wives, who burned incense and offered sacrifices to their gods.

9 The Lord became angry with Solomon because his heart had turned away from the Lord, the God of Israel, who had appeared to him twice. 10 Although he had forbidden Solomon to follow other gods, Solomon did not keep the Lord’s command. 11 So the Lord said to Solomon, “Since this is your attitude and you have not kept my covenant and my decrees, which I commanded you, I will most certainly tear the kingdom away from you and give it to one of your subordinates. 12 Nevertheless, for the sake of David your father, I will not do it during your lifetime. I will tear it out of the hand of your son. 13 Yet I will not tear the whole kingdom from him, but will give him one tribe for the sake of David my servant and for the sake of Jerusalem, which I have chosen.”

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“Solomon Worshipping Idols”

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by FRANS FRANCKEN II
“The Idolatry of Solomon”

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by JAMES TISSOT
“Solomon and His Harem”

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by WILLEM DE POORTER
“The Idolatry of King Solomon ”
From the image’s source-page:
“Surrounded by women, King Solomon kneels
before a pedestal with statues of Venus and Cupid,
symbols of earthly love. To the left a man brings
firewood: perhaps an offering is about to take place.”

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by GIOVANNI BATTISTA VENANZI
“King Solomon with His Wives”

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by JACOB WILLEMSZ. DE WET
“The Idolatry of Solomon ”

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byJACOPO AMIGONI
“The Idolatry of King Solomon”

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by DOMENICO ANTONIO VACCARO
“Solomon Worshiping the Pagan Gods”

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by SEBASTIANO CONCA
“The Idolatry of Solomon”

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by SALOMON KONINCK
“The Idolatry of King Solomon”

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by GERARD HOET
“The Idolatry of King Solomon”

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by BARTOLOMEO BISCAINO
“Idolatry of Solomon”

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Fan, c.1730
“The idolatry of King Solomon”

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by LUCAS VAN LEYDEN
“Solomon's Idolatery”

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by BERRETTINI
“Salomone Adora L'Idolo”

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by JACQUES STELLA
“Salomon Sacrifiant aux Idoles”

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by SEBASTIANO RICCI
“Solomon’s Idolatry”

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by LUCAS VAN LEYDEN
“Solomon Worshiping an Idol”

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by GEORG PENCZ
“Solomon Worshipping Idols”

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by SÉBASTIEN BOURDON
“Solomon Sacrificing to the Idols”

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by NICOLAS VLEUGHELS
“The Idolatry of Solomon”

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by SÉBASTIEN BOURDON
“King Solomon Sacrificing to the Idols”

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by LUCAS VAN LEYDEN
“The Idolatry of Solomon”

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by PIERRE REYMOND
“Solomon Turning to Idolatry”

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“Solomon's Idolatry”

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by PIETRO DANDINI
“Solomon Worshiping Idols”

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by JAN ERASMUS QUELLINUS
“The Idolatry of Solomon”

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Solomon Sore Lips
by Calvin Miller

King Solomon of Israel
Had seven hundred wondrous wives,
And when he kissed them all good night
He puckered seven hundred times.

Although he kissed them at the rate
Of two-o-three-point-five per hour,
It still took three-point-four long hours—
Before his last wife was in bed,
And Solomon was nearly dead,
Overwhelmed by halitosis,
Lip-fatigued by puckerosis!

When Solomon first married them
He really didn’t have a clue
(Although it made an awful racket
When the great horde said, “I do!”)
All seven hundred nagging wives
Meant just as many pairs of jaws
And several million gripes and groans
And quite a lot of mom-in-laws!

At first he kissed frenetically,
But soon just alphabetically.
He’d kiss his way from Abigail
To Zelpha of Judea,
Taking two ten-minute breaks
At Bilpah and at Leah.

He mostly hated Thursdays,
For that was “concu-night.”
That night besides his hordes of brides
He had to kiss the concubines.
While “concues” were less favored,
He owned two hundred fifty-one,
So kissing them required an hour
If he kissed them on the run.

As Solomon grew very old,
He left his alphabet technique
And tried a different way to go
That he believed was quite unique.
And started with the ugliest
(To get the worst out of the way).
Then he kissed the sick ones
(Who had been in bed all day).
And then he kissed the ones with colds
And those with nasal hair,
Smooching rapidly along
Until he gladly reached the fair.

But kissing all the wives goodnight
Gave Solomon his greatest strain:
He kissed and kissed and kissed and kissed
Until his whole mouth felt the pain!

Each evening when his job was done,
Somewhere near three o’clock a.m.,
He always went straight to his bed,
Because he had to wake at five
To kiss them all good morn again.

I’ve heard that when he finally died
And went up to his home on high,
His welcome wasn’t quite divine;
It made a chill run down his spine
To see a thousand concubines,
Standing puckered in a line.
He cried, “I’m doomed, alas, poor me!
I wish I’d married sensibly!” https://dwellingintheword.wordpress.com/tag/1-kings/page/2/

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SNEAK PEEK: Next time,

SOLOMON DIES,
THEN ISRAEL DIVIDES

If you're sensing the Holy Spirit is suggesting
that you read ahead, we'll be in 1^ST KINGS 11-13

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R E S O U R C E S

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If you'd like to see for yourself the Bing page
which yielded most of the works above, here is the link:

Solomon’s Wives Turned His Heart

Image Sources are provided for most individual works.
Where no attribution appears below a work,
the source did not provide the artist's name.
Works are numbered to facilitate your commenting.

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Links to three masters who painted Biblical scenes prolifically:

REMBRANDT HARMENSZOON van RIJN

GUSTAV DORÉ
241 wood engravings for
La Grande Bible de Tours

JAMES TISSOT
180 watercolors depicting Bible scenes

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Links to two Bibles with comprehensive illustrations:

The Art Bible (1896)

The Maciejowski-Morgan Bible (c.1245)

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This series keeps moving from one Bible passage to another,
so here is a fascinating and enjoyable link to assist in following along:
BIBLE TIMELINE

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Here are links to the
PREVIOUS 132 POSTS IN THIS SERIES
with descriptive titles to assist you in finding those which interest you

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Finally, what God did to initiate The Bible In Paintings:
HOW GOD STARTED THIS SERIES
BY SHOWING ME JUST ONE PICTURE

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SPECIAL THANKS
to FReeper left that other site,
who allowed God to make her His conduit
for incomparable enthusiasm, encouragement,
education, advice and technical assistance!

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NOTES ON MY SELECTION CRITERIA

A r t Q u a l i t y

The Bible and its Author are my focus, not the art: this is The Bible in Paintings, not “Great Paintings” nor even “Good Paintings.” So, works need not be masterpieces to qualify for inclusion here—they don’t need to be housed at the Louvre nor auctioned by Sotheby’s. They only need to illustrate successfully some aspect of the Biblical text or, frankly, just tickle my fancy, which I'm always asking the Holy Spirit to guide.

Often, artists misrepresent the Scripture, but unless the error is material, licentious or heretical I usually include the artwork, trusting that the Spirit is perfectly capable of defending Himself. So, with such forgiving filters, it means that you're seeing practically everything I'm finding.

P a c i n g

The pace here may seem appallingly snail-like to those eager to see their favorite events illustrated. My commission is to search for art on each Bible passage in sequence: if I find enough, then it becomes the next installment, even if undramatic (but where there is little or no art, that Bible passage goes untold here). Then, there is the human element: this is not exactly a daily series, because I can only crank out five or six of these posts weekly.

The Bible is a thick book, as you know; but we'll get there eventually, Lord willing—this is His project, after all. Always remember:
love, joy, peace, patience kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness & self-control is a fruit of the Spirit!

T e x t S e q u e n c i n g

The Protestant Canon does not (for several reasons) follow a strictly chronological sequence. There are many examples where, for God's good purposes, stories are told out-of-order. Nevertheless, for the sake of simplicity, clarity, and my sanity, I have chosen to proceed linearly and methodically from Genesis onward, illustrating each Bible passage as we come to it. Where two passages cover the same incident I omit the second telling, excepting the four Gospels which I will treat synoptically. Now, onward!

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Art is merely the Toy Department of Bible study,
so I’m just having fun here—I hope you are, too!
Thank you for your understanding.

Hebrews 11:6
Dan Lewis
DodgerDan

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At the Holy Spirit's prompting, I am surveying "Bible art" to give God glory, as many of these artists have done, and for my own amusement and learning; and I thought others might enjoy it and be blessed by it, too. My plan is to proceed methodically from left-to-right, Genesis to Revelation, as the Lord wills. Back soon with another.

The Bible encourages us to meditate on it (Ps. 1:1-3, 119:11-16, etc.); these artists have done so, and their works can assist us and enrich our own thoughts about biblical characters, incidents and concepts, and increase our faith in He who is behind it all. As you encounter and consider these images and the related Scriptures and the Spirit enlightens your understanding, please share it with us!

But it is not only oil-on-canvas that can so help us; I refer to the astonishing video series The Chosen, which strolls through the four Gospels at the most leisurely pace. The eight episodes of Season 1 are finished, and the second of a planned seven seasons is being filmed right now. I say "leisurely" because after an entire year's viewing Jesus still has only seven of the apostles (although He's preparing to call up Thomas from the minor leagues--but Thomas is skeptical, of course). Anticipating a canvas of fifty-plus hours instead of a movie's paltry two hours, The Chosen turns the characters (especially including Jesus!) into three-dimensional humans and brings the Gospels alive--you have never seen anything even remotely like it! Here is the Official Trailer.

Here is a link for free viewing of The Chosen: "Works with your phone, tablet, and you can cast to your Roku or Chromecast." Last fall I paid $34.98 for DVDs and ongoing internet access—best 35 bucks I've ever spent (I don't recall how much our marriage license cost, but then it was 43 years ago).

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F o r . . y o u r

CONSIDERATION

ENJOYMENT

& BLESSING

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[MNDude]

Some or those look way under 18!

[golux]

This is surely the finest thing to happen to Free Republic in some time.

Delightful!

(...And to think of all those panty-hose hanging from the shower curtains!)

My deepest thanks.

[left that other site]

Well, at least he didn’t behead them in the morning, like this guy did:

(From Wiki)

“Shahryar

Shahryar (also spelt Shahriar, Shariar, Shahriyar, Schahryar, Sheharyar, Shaheryar, Shahrayar, or Shaharyar; Persian: شهریار‎, romanized: Šahryār; derived from the Middle Persian: šahr-dār, ‘holder of a kingdom’, i.e. ‘prince, king’)[1] is the fictional Persian Sassanid King of kings who is told stories by his wife, Scheherazade.

He ruled over a Persian Empire extended to India, over all the adjacent islands and a great way beyond the Ganges as far as China, while Shahryār’s younger brother, Shahzaman (Persian: شاهزمان‎, Šāhzamān) ruled over Samarkand.

In the frame-story, Shahryar is betrayed by his wife, which makes him believe that all women will, in the end, betray him. So every night for three years, he takes a wife and has her executed the next morning, until he marries Scheherazade, his vizier’s beautiful and clever daughter. For 1001 nights in a row, Scheherazade tells Shahryar a story, each time stopping at dawn with a cliffhanger, thus forcing him to keep her alive for another day so that she can complete the tale the next night. After 1,001 stories she has told Shahryar, she tells him that she has no more stories to tell him. However, during the stories, Shahryar has grown into a wise ruler and rekindles his trust in women. “

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It’s impossible to credibly claim selectivity when one’s sexual partners reach 1,000.

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My distinct pleasure.

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I had heard of Scheherazade, but not of her interesting story. Learn something every day....

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"You must not intermarry with them, because they will surely turn your hearts after their gods."

I believe this advice, some time in the future, will be at the forefront of everyone's mind..

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Rimsky-Korsakov set her story to music (50 minutes)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lEx0ytE_0

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Paul cautioned, “Do not be yoked together with unbelievers.” Care to explain to what you are referring?

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I had heard OF that, too, without actually HEARING that.

[MNDude]

So you’re saying he had an Epstein Island thing going on?

[ConorMacNessa]

An archetypal exemplar of the corrupting power of Lust and Greed against Wisdom and Integrity! Thanks very much, Dan!

"Dia shábháil ar fad anseo!"

"God save all here!"

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Smoke>>>>>>fire

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Very interesting dynamic, that the “wisest” of all time could end up being so foolish. The cautionary tale of all cautionary tales: “wisdom is not sinlessness.”

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"Paul cautioned, “Do not be yoked together with unbelievers.” Care to explain to what you are referring?"

There are many examples of God taking a hand to Israel for disloyelty to the one true God.. Judges 10:6-9 is just one of them....

6. And the children of Israel did evil again in the sight of the LORD, and served Baalim, and Ashtaroth, and the gods of Syria, and the gods of Zidon, and the gods of Moab, and the gods of the children of Ammon, and the gods of the Philistines, and forsook the LORD, and served not him.
7. And the anger of the LORD was hot against Israel, and he sold them into the hands of the Philistines, and into the hands of the children of Ammon.
8. And that year they vexed and oppressed the children of Israel: eighteen years, all the children of Israel that were on the other side Jordan in the land of the Amorites, which is in Gilead.
9. Moreover the children of Ammon passed over Jordan to fight also against Judah, and against Benjamin, and against the house of Ephraim; so that Israel was sore distressed.

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So, attempting to understand your prediction:

"I believe this advice, some time in the future, will be at the forefront of everyone's mind." AND "...many examples of God taking a hand to Israel for disloyalty to the one true God."

I infer a coming catastrophe for Israel will be widely recognized as God's punishment for its national infidelity. Is that what you're saying? Help me out here...

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And all of Solomon’s wisdom went out the window....

Plaque at #30! Very beautiful. I have already stolen some paintings from your pages to put in my art files. Thank you.

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No charge.