Posted on Fri, Aug. 29, 2003 Scream scary, but it's only a parrot parodyAssociated Press TUCSON, Ariz. - A parrot's parody of a damsel in distress caused quite a commotion.Tucson police and firefighters broke down a door after being called to a house and hearing a woman's screams coming from inside.But police soon realized that the sounds weren't coming from a woman in woe."The parrot's screams sounded identical to those of a distressed adult female," Officer Andrew Davies said in his report.The ruckus was the work of Oscar, a 2-year-old yellow-naped Amazon parrot.Police found him intermittently making laughing and...