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Something occurred to me recently. Why have we never heard anything of Curly or Larry Hammad? I think it's very suspicious that in all of history, we have plenty on record about Moe, but not one mention of the other two. Considering the way they do things over there in the mideast, I suspect that Moe had them killed and all record of them obliterated.

ANOTHER GRINCH Now Grinches hate Christmas, it’s always been plain, And this year a Grinch showed up again! To steal Christmas this time, he tried another way--- To steal all the presents---AND Santa’s sleigh! He climbed on a roof, behind a chimney hunkered down, Ready to get on the sleigh with one bound. Then late in the night he heard the sound From way up in the sky it was coming down. Sleigh-bells tinkling and a reindeer snort Gave notice that the time was growing short! The sleigh came down and landed so close That a reindeer gagged (Grinches really...

A NATION OF PEACE It’s two thousand and five, and I’m allowed to say A short piece about America, and how it is today. Now my story starts with how the last election went— We got a new commander-in-chief, a.k.a. president. Now there were people in the world who wanted to do us harm But our new commander-in-chief said, “There’s no cause for alarm. I’m sure they’re good folks, so it won’t be so grim, They won’t attack us if we just don’t offend them. So we can save a lot of money if our arsenal is cut down, I’ve...

THE GRINCH THAT STOLE CHRISTMAS, UPDATED EDITION Now Grinches hate Christmas, as we’ve always been told, And there’s a young Grinch around, and he’s as bad as the old. This Grinch hated everything, but especially, He really hated Christmas, it’s plain to see. When Christmas season came, he remembered with a sneer That his father had tried to steal Christmas one year. But he’d been won over, and his heart had grown, But the young Grinch’s heart was made of stone. He had a chip on his shoulder, and wouldn’t you know, He decided that Christmas just had to go....

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2003 The U.S. Government Wanted ‘To Make An Example Out of Me’: Young Webmaster Heads to Prison for Political Website Sherman Austin heads to jail today for a one-year term. He was charged with “distribution of information relating to explosives, destructive devices and weapons of mass destruction” after someone posted bomb-making information on his political website, raisethefist.com. Once he is is released he is banned from associating with anyone who wants to change U.S. government ‘in any way.’ September 3, 2003—The 20 year-old Webmaster of a California-based site called raisethefist.com is to begin a yearlong prison term...