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Airliner joke.... Rated PG-13

I have been pondering the questions surrounding governmental expressions of christianity versus the left wing ideal of a "separation of church and state". First of all I would like to quote the exact verbage from the United States Bill of Rights: Amendment I Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. I consider myself to be an intelligent man, capable of deducing the ...

That Yassir Arafat and Ringo Starr are never seen in the same place at the same time? Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

IMHO it would be easier to lure Osama out of hiding with a Chippendales revue.

Hazmat teams from the center for desease control swooped onto the set of the popular television series "The West Wing" after an anonymous tipster reported that there were traces of white powder all over the set. The amazed CDC workers found large piles of the white powder on numerous off camera work surfaces. Upon checking the cast and crew members for anthrax exposure, the surprised CDC workers found traces of the white powdery substance in the nasal passages of the everyone on the set. While none of the individuals tested positive for anthrax spores, federal agents are said to be ...

Okay, let's all imagine that our "special ops" boys have captured Osama Bin Laden. The world has been treated to that now famous film clip (heck CNN must have shown it 30,000 times) of our boys dragging a handcuffed, wide eyed, scared silly looking Bin Laden from room 325 of the Luxor hotel and casino in Las Vegas (the terrorists just can't seem to keep away from Vegas). You know he's thinking I really shouldn't have sat in at that blackjack table... that was stupid... stupid... stupid!!! Now he's in the hands of the American legal system and he has ...