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Lots of people have been discussing the subject of the layers found within President Obama's Long Form Birth Certificate. What I haven't really heard discussed yet is the easiliest seen and most damning problem with the document. It contains mixed pixel sizes, clearly visable to anyone by merely zooming in on the PDF in Adobe Reader. First off, let's download the document from the White House. http://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/rss_viewer/birth-certificate-long-form.pdf Once you have downloaded the PDF, follow my instructions for examining it. Some of you may choose to close your eyes to this and not try... But all who do will be in...

Texas Governor Rick Perry used the big "S" word at a TEA party in Austin on the 15th of April. Secession, the act of a state withdrawing from the United States. His comment was not a serious suggestion, but rather an implied threat. A little red meat for an audience who are sick and tired of seeing a bloated Federal Government wringing tax dollars out of citizens and mortgaging our children's future. Not to mention destroying the promise of America. He is talking to an audience of the disenfrachised. Common citizens who believe that if we are to continue on...

Are these pilots, or just spam in a can? On Sept 25th 2008, China launched a Shenzhou VII spacecraft starting their third manned space mission. The three man crew of "taikonauts" (that's Chinaspeak for astronauts) includes mission Commander Zhai Zhigang, Liu Boming and Jing Haipeng. All three men are 42 years old and all are pilots from the People's Liberation Army Air Force. Commander Zhigang will perform an EVA during the mission, becoming the first Chinese taikonaut to do a spacewalk. It's too bad they don't have Laika the Russian space dog with them. If they did, they could take...

David Gilmour talks to Neil McCormick about Pink Floyd, his new album 'Live in Gdansk' and bandmate Richard Wright, who died this week Keyboard player Richard Wright passed away on Monday, aged 65, bringing the long saga of Pink Floyd to a sad and conclusive end. Yet music, as ever, remains a potent force of life, even in the face of death. Next week, by complete coincidence, the last ever live appearance by this most elegant and inventive of musicians is to be released on CD and DVD, on which Wright can be found singing and playing with real joy...

I keep hearing liberals and the MSM critisizing Sarah Palin's experience. Over and over we are subjected to the same drivel that, if elected, "she is one heartbeat away from the Presidency" Well you know Barak Obama has no executive experience, and only paltry experience as a senator. In the case of the Democratic ticket you need to go to their Vice Presidential candidate to get anything like "experience" I don't expect that anything bad is going to happen to either John McCain or Barak Obama in the next four years. They both appear to be healthy men who will...

Students were assigned to read two books, "Titanic" and "My Life", by Bill Clinton. One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories. His professor had a sense of humor and gave the student an A+ for his report: Titanic: $29.99.... Clinton: $29.99 Titanic: Over three hours to read.... Clinton: Over three hours to read Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe..... Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: Jack is a starving artist..... Clinton: Bill is a...

The head of the Hamas military wing in the West Bank city of Hebron, Imad Kawasme, surrendered to the Israel Defense Forces on Wednesday morning when troops surrounded his safe house in an arrest raid. Kawasme is suspected of dispatching two suicide bombers who carried out the August 31 terror attack in the southern city of Be'er Sheva in which 16 people were killed and 100 others wounded.

This is pretty funny stuff if you have as sophmoric a sense of humor as I have. F@rtttt F@rt Within The Matrix

The Taylor County Democratic Party has potentially been linked to the fraudulent Bush documents aired on 60 Minutes!!

During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation Wednesday, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every Native American's income by $40,000 a year. Senator Kerry refused repeated requests for details of his plan, however. He also told the Apaches that during his Senate career, he has voted 9,637 times for every Indian issue ever introduced. Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the Presidential candidate a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Running Eagle. After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that Running Eagle is a bird so full of sh!t it can't fly.

Iraq marchers demand anti-war nuts get out of S.F. Protest was part of a global anti-anti-war effort.

UK, NZ, Canada war graves desecrated LILLE, France, July 28 (AFP) - Vandals have smashed and overturned around 40 gravestones in the Saint Aubert Commonwealth cemetery in northern France, town officials said on Monday. The World War I cemetery houses the graves of British, Canadian and New Zealand troops who fought in France during the Great War. A chest containing the visitors' register was also stolen, the deputy mayor of Saint Aubert said, adding that the desecration was reported early Monday by a farmer working in a nearby field. Police have opened an investigation, lifting fingerprints at the scene. The...

After saying how glad he was that Dick Cheney was going to continue on as Vice President in a second Bush administration, Dennis commented on Dick Cheney's heart problems saying "The only person whose heart skips more beats is Richard Simmons, on his way to an 'N Sync' concert".

Two friends were sitting and chatting over a beer, when one said he had had a fruedian slip the previous day. He told his friend "I was at the train station and The girl in the ticket booth was so hot I accidentally asked her for a picket to titsburgh". His friend said he had a very similar thing happen a few days before. "I was having breakfast with my wife an meant to say "Honey, can you please pass me the butter" but it came out "You bitch, you've ruined my life".

Two friends were sitting and chatting over a beer, when one said he had had a fruedian slip the previous day. He told his friend "I was at the train station and The girl in the ticket booth was so hot I accidentally asked her for a picket to titsburgh". His friend said he had a very similar thing happen a few days before. "I was having breakfast with my wife an meant to say "Honey, can you please pass me the butter" but it came out "You bitch, you've ruined my life".

As I sit here in the High Desert of southern California, in the town of Palmdale, a pall of white smoke is blocking the sun. My wife called me about twenty minutes ago to ask about the smoke over our house. I went outside and saw that the whole northern horizon was filled with greyish white smoke, from as far as the eye can see. The smoke has now continued expanding and is overhead here. A co-workers wife called to say that the town of Apple Valley some 50 miles east of here is being evacuated. I will post more...

A woman was looking around in a pet shop and spotted a large parrot with beautiful green and blue feathers. She had always wanted to own a parrot but was well aware that she could not afford a bird of this type, as it would cost a small fortune. Out of curiosity she asked the store owner how much the parrot cost. She could barely believe her ears when the pet shop owner said "fifty dollars ma'am." The woman asked why such an expensive bird was being sold for such a small amount. The shopkeeper replied that the parrot had ...

Captain Blood was a successful pirate, sailing the Indian ocean in search of Spanish merchant ships to plunder. Many a Spanish ship, loaded with gold from the new world, was looted sent home empty to the anger and dismay of the Spaniards. Every time a Spanish merchantman was sighted, Captain Blood would call out "bring me my crimson jacket" and would ceremoniously don the jacket and then personally lead the boarding party onto the hapless ship. One day the first mate asked the captain "why do you always call for your crimson jacket before we plunder the Spanish?" Captain Blood ...

I was so angry about the suicide attacks on Israel, that I told my wife I thought Israel should shut down the Palistinian Authority and just herd all the Palistinians at gunpoint to the borders and expel them all. My wife reminded me that sometimes I am a total idiot (she knows me so well... lol) and said she believed that the Palestinians had a right to be there also. I have conflicting feelings about Israel/Palestine myself... First off I think that The Balfour agreement and the creation of Israel in 1948 were a total screwing of the Palestinians. On ...

A hillbilly had enrolled in the local junior college and was selecting classes for his first semester. His counsellor suggested that he might consider taking a logic class. The hillbilly scratched his head and said "whuts a logic class?" The counsellor said "Let me explain, logic is when you can take one piece of information and make a deduction from it." The hillbilly looked confused, so the counsellor said "Have you got a weed whacker?" The hillbilly said "yep" and the counsellor said "Than I can assume that you have a front yard." The hillbilly said "I shore do, that's ...