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John Kerry, Running Eagle... (really funny)
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Posted on 06/28/2004 1:18:26 PM PDT by DCBurgess58

During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation Wednesday, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every Native American's income by $40,000 a year. Senator Kerry refused repeated requests for details of his plan, however. He also told the Apaches that during his Senate career, he has voted 9,637 times for every Indian issue ever introduced. Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the Presidential candidate a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Running Eagle. After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that Running Eagle is a bird so full of sh!t it can't fly.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: apache; eagle; kerry
A co-worker's Mom sent this to him. I can't vouch as to the truth of this but it sure is funny.
1 posted on 06/28/2004 1:18:26 PM PDT by DCBurgess58
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To: DCBurgess58

In Blackfoot, this might be, "Trotting Chicken".


2 posted on 06/28/2004 1:59:13 PM PDT by Gator113
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