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I was the man On ESPN Now I spend my life Keeping the people informed Freedom of speech Vested in me This I defend By making the truth deformed Out of makeup What’s on the other side Never knowing Exactly how I’ll lie Locked and loaded Director’s screaming “Let’s go! “Four, three, two—” The red light glows I’ll tell a lie That leftists may live Oh that’s just the way it goes I’ll shut my eyes Ed Murrow’s in my head When he’ll end nobody knows I’ll tell this lie Then leftism may live Oh that’s just the way it...

One of Arnie's prospective Dem opponents valiantly attempts to bring the funny and score points off him at the same time. I give Phil's campaign an "A" for effort, anyway.

CRAWFORD, United States (AFP) - The mother of a US soldier killed in Iraq warned she would camp outside the White House next month if US President George W. Bush refuses to meet with her here at his ranch. "I don't understand why he cannot spend ten minutes of his time to talk to somebody whose life he has devastated," said Cindy Sheehan, 48, who has been camped out about a kilometer from the gates of Bush's ranch since Saturday. Sheehan, whose son, Casey, was killed in April 2004 five days after arriving in Iraq , wants to meet with...

When Tank, a 3-year-old male pit bull mix, arrived with his owner at a veterinary office in Humboldt County, his jaws packed with white powder, it was clear that something was seriously wrong. Earlier, Tank had mysteriously consumed an entire box of baking soda — odd behavior, even for an animal with famously indiscriminate eating habits. But more disturbing was Tank's demeanor. He sat trembling, his front legs stuck out at an awkward angle, his dilated eyes fixed on a distant point. A check of the heart revealed a coma-like 32 beats per minute, far below normal. Joseph Humble, the...

Two FM dopers go 'round the outside 'round the outside, 'round the outside (...dadalupdadalupdadalupdadalup...) Two FM dopers go 'round the outside 'round the outside, 'round the outside (...dadalupdadalupdadalupdadalup...) Guess who's back, back again Rusty's back, tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back Guess who's back... [SFX: lighting a cigar] I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to hear Phildo no more they want Rusty to stand and deliver well if you want Rusty, this is what I'll give ya a little bit of me discussin' news off the ticker and some Snapple that'll jumpstart my...