CHUCKLE.
FYI, “The Family Fruitcake” is VERY WELL-TRAVELED, as it has been to several US States, plus RVN (twice), South Korea, Japan, Brazil, Saudi Arabia, Panama, Macedonia, Nigeria, Tanzania & Congo.
(There may be & probably are other places, as Danny “did his bit” for >20 years as a NCO/paratrooper & Donna has been a Foreign Missionary for several years, as well.)
Yours, TMN78247