A Fool Watch has been issued for the entire nation from 8PM CST till 10PM CST. Conditions are ripe for candidates for nomination by the Democratic party to make a fool of themselves. An unusual convergence of 10 candidates each with a history of foolish behavior will converge in Miami tonight. The likelihood of severe foolish behavior is 100%. Foolish behavior is likely to include, outrageous promises, flat out lies, accusations, calls for impeachment, misdirection, changes of position, stupid answers, and immature behavior.