Joseph Robinette “Joe” Biden, Jr. (born November 20, 1942) is the senior U.S. senator from Delaware, the 2008 Democratic vice presidential nominee, an obvious recipient of both hair plugs and dentures, and a dick. Born and raised in Scranton, Pennsylvania, a town otherwise famous for its repeated mocking, Biden relocated to the similarly ridiculed state of Delaware. There, he became the fifth-youngest senator in U.S. history, though even back then he was still succumbing to male pattern baldness and gum rot.