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  • Comedians Mock CNN Analyst's Deranged (and Racial) Trump Rants

    02/05/2018 8:00:31 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 5 replies
    Newsbusters ^ | February 5, 2018 | P.J. Gladnick
    Sometimes when someone seems to be ready for commitment to the Funny Farm he can be unintentionally...funny.  Such is apparently the case with CNN's counterterrorism analyst Philip Mudd whose attitude since the election of President Donald Trump resides somewhere between deranged and unhinged. An example was last August when Mudd ranted out loud in reference to Trump that "government is going to kill this guy." Last month on the heels of the "s***hole countries" controversy, Mudd embarked on a series of deranged racial rantings including screeching the n-word in front of host Don Lemon not once but twice. Little did Mudd...
  • Would a Trump Victory Cause Mass Mental Illness?

    12/24/2015 9:02:10 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 68 replies
    Self | December 24, 2015 | PJ-Comix
    Remember BDS? Bush Derangement Syndrome. That illness came to light soon after George W. Bush was declared the winner in the 2000 election after a long battle over the Florida ballots. The result was that a bunch of people were reported needing psychiatric help from people unable to mentally deal with Bush as president. There was even one shrink in Boca Raton who specialized in treating people for BDS. However, as bad as BDS was it would pale in comparison to TDS, Trump Derangement Syndrome, which would follow a Trump victory next November. In fact, we don't even have to...
  • Panetta to Return to His Walnut Farm, “Dealing With a Different Set of Nuts”

    01/07/2013 6:10:19 PM PST · by Olog-hai · 13 replies
    Cybercast News Service ^ | January 7, 2013 | Patrick Burke
    Outgoing Defense Secretary Leon Panetta, in announcing his stepping-down from his federal job, said the time has come for him to be with his family at his walnut farm where he can deal “with a different set of nuts,” which prompted laughter from the audience. “The time has come for me to return home to my wife Sylvia, our three sons, their families, our six grandchildren, and my walnut farm—dealing with a different set of nuts,” Panetta said Monday at the White House, alongside President Barack Obama, former Sen. Chuck Hagel (R-Neb.) and counterterrorism adviser John Brennan. …
  • DFU SONG: Angel in the Morning (yep, Cindy Sheehan is going to stop the Blue Angels)

    08/30/2005 10:48:23 AM PDT · by doug from upland · 6 replies · 522+ views
    DFU SONGS | 8-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - ANGEL IN THE MORNING Polls think that I have lost my mind...well, I guess that's how it goes I will stage a whining tour by bus and I hope the movement grows September 10th I'll be in Maine I will prove I am a royal pain I'll stop Blue Angels in the morning, baby What makes them think that they can fly them...we will see I'll stop Blue Angels in the morning, baby I hope they won't straife me I'll be more famous, you can bet, than Hanoi Jane ever was I'll be the one who will...
  • What's with all the dead scientists?

    01/26/2005 4:41:33 PM PST · by Middle-O-Road · 231 replies · 3,894+ views
    What's the deal with all the dead scientists?
  • Georgia state troopers suspended for giving Elliott a lift

    11/11/2004 3:47:17 PM PST · by righthand man · 34 replies · 1,170+ views
    nascar.com ^ | 11-2004 | unknown
    ATLANTA (AP) -- Two Georgia State Patrol troopers were suspended without pay for letting NASCAR driver Bill Elliott hop a ride in their helicopter when they were supposed to be reporting about marijuana fields. Bill Elliott The troopers spent two hours shuttling Elliott from his home in Dawsonville, where he had dropped off an airplane, back to Blairsville, where Elliott's car was parked. Cpl. Kevin Coalson, the pilot, was suspended for three days last week, and Lt. Eddie Williams began a six-day suspension Monday, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported. During the June 29 flight over northern Georgia, Elliott, a licensed helicopter...