Lexophilia… ----Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! ----England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool . ----I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. ----They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo. ----I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. ----Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. ----I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time. ----I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. ----A girl said she recognized me from the Vegetarian...