You've probably already heard it, but now, my vote for greatest bumpersticker is: There's always more free cheese in a mousetrap. It unseats my former numero uno, 'I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you. Convince me your greatest slogan is better than these. I am hopeful about high-minded slogans.('Kids Need Encouragement Every Day' is apparently not very widespread.)However, for those with a morbid cast of mind, I have to be equipped with an appropriate response for the ultimate deprecatory sign: