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  • No one said freedom was pretty (Barf-lettes of disgust)

    11/05/2009 6:22:56 PM PST · by La Lydia · 6 replies · 450+ views
    Washington Post ^ | November 5, 2009 | Dana Milbank
    The call to arms went out last week. Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.), who made her name suggesting that Barack Obama and other Democrats have "anti-American" views, appeared on Fox News on Friday night and urged Americans to come to Washington to protest: "We need to pay a house call on Nancy Pelosi and tell her what she can do with the Pelosi health-care plan."... They came as directed, about 5,000 tea party regulars and anti-abortion activists, to the West Lawn of the Capitol for what Bachmann called a "Super Bowl of Freedom," sponsored by Republican members of Congress. And what...
  • Top 10 Kevin Jennings Pick Up Lines

    10/25/2009 9:53:42 AM PDT · by bloodmeridian · 4 replies · 511+ views
    Feed Your ADHD ^ | 10/25/2009 | Dr. Dave
    10. Is that a condom in your pocket, or are you just happy I’m with NAMBLA? 9. Come with me to the janitor’s closet, son; I want to show you my tool. More at the link below...
  • The Health Care Risks of Fat Congressmen Who Want National Health Care For You

    10/17/2009 7:28:20 PM PDT · by bloodmeridian · 9 replies · 755+ views
    Feed Your ADHD ^ | 10/17/2009 | Dr. Dave
    The other day a story came out in the Washington Post indicating that Senate plans for “health reform” could very much end up coming down to this: Get healthy or the get taxed to death, with the emphasis on dying sooner so you can get the hell out of the way. So, in the interest of brevity, let’s just break down an April 2009 report by Politico, when the debate over national health takeover was just beginning so soon after America woke up to the fact that Democrats (and Democrat lite Senators Olympia Snow and Susan Collins) had Obuggered us...
  • The Sad New Criteria for the Nobel Peace Prize

    10/09/2009 3:59:27 AM PDT · by bloodmeridian · 22 replies · 1,384+ views
    Feed Your ADHD ^ | 10/9/2009 | Dr. Dave
    Say your country has shown arrogance and been dismissive, even derisive toward its allies, then turn around and show arrogance and be dismissive, even derisive toward its allies. Ignore the man you picked to lead a "war of necessity" and endlessly debate whether to unleash a surge of troops or pull outwhile the own troops who volunteered to defend you die. Release 78 terrorists into the wild so they can turn around and plot evil schemes to kill you or the people you purport to lead.
  • The Day Obamacare Died

    10/04/2009 12:41:35 PM PDT · by bloodmeridian · 3 replies · 503+ views
    Feed Your ADHD ^ | 10/4/2009 | Dr. Dave
    See this awesome video song sung by fake Obama to the tune of American Pie, by Don McLean.
  • The Righteous Retribution of Barack the Barbarian

    04/06/2009 7:11:18 PM PDT · by bloodmeridian · 975+ views
    Feed Your ADHD ^ | 4/6/2009 | Dr. Dave
    Mute and clad in a fur loincloth and armed with an ax...the d#$khead-in-charge roams the streets of the America he created...or ruined. "All new! Death-duel with the Screeching Enchantress!" "Drafted: One Hundred Days of Crap!"
  • Hunting of the Denby

    03/01/2009 9:44:55 PM PST · by JLS · 9 replies · 845+ views
    Commentary ^ | March 2009 | Mark Steyn
    As I was finishing up David Denby’s new book, I received, as one does in the Internet age, the news that T-Shirt Hell, the company whose contribution to the last election was the “Retarded Babies for Palin” T-shirt, has decided to throw in the towel. The owner says he “can’t take the stupidity anymore.” No, not the stupidity of his T-shirt slogans, but of the hate mail he receives. You’d think he might have anticipated that a nanosecond after the Muse descended to deliver the “Retarded Babies” thigh-slapper. But no, it wasn’t the hate mail over the Palin shirt but...
  • Snark Attack

    01/12/2009 8:14:14 AM PST · by snarks_when_bored · 26 replies · 848+ views
    New York Magazine (nymag.com) ^ | 12 Dec 08 | Adam Sternbergh
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  • Record-breaking 32ft shark caught-(trasher shark)

    11/22/2007 7:10:10 AM PST · by Flavius · 43 replies · 917+ views
    telegraph ^ | 22/11/2007 | By Gary Cleland
    A giant thresher shark - the biggest ever caught - was auctioned this morning after being netted off the coast of Cornwall. The shark, estimated at 32 feet from nose to fin, was caught by Roger Nowell off Lands End and landed at Newlyn, west Cornwall, yesterday. The record-breaking thresher shark Difficult to handle: the 32ft thresher shark The fisherman was trawling for squid and John Dory when the 510 kilo (1,250lb) predator ended up in his net.
  • A love letter to the Left

    03/19/2007 8:55:37 AM PDT · by hilaryrhymeswithrich · 5 replies · 803+ views
    Human Events Online ^ | March 19, 2007 | Katie O'Malley
    I have a confession to make. I think I might have a little crush on you. Oh, I know you don’t seem like the kind I usually go after. Patchouli makes me feel queasy and I prefer less drool and frothing during our special little chats, but there is just something about you that makes me smile and feel just a little more alive.
  • American Idol: Off Its Rocker?

    06/26/2005 2:19:03 AM PDT · by wouldntbprudent · 1 replies · 335+ views
    idolhabit ^ | June 23, 2005 | Sticker
    "Please, God, don't let me win this thing." Yep, those were the words coursing through Bo Bice's brain as he stood on stage before a gazillion peeps and waited for Ryan Seacrest to open "the envelope, please." Bo later explained (to the ever-curious Matt Lauer). . .
  • ACLJ Encouraged Federal Appeals Court Rejects Newdow Challenge to Inaugural Prayer

    01/17/2005 10:33:25 AM PST · by Congressman Billybob · 37 replies · 1,839+ views
    through Google News ^ | 17 January 2005 | ACLJ
    WASHINGTON--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Jan. 17, 2005--The American Center for Law and Justice, specializing in constitutional law, said today it is pleased that a federal appeals court has rejected a request by Michael Newdow to prohibit prayer at this Thursday's Presidential inauguration. A federal district court on Friday rejected Newdow's request for an injunction to stop the clergy prayers and late Sunday the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit rejected his appeal. Newdow is now expected to ask the U.S. Supreme Court to step in and stop the prayers. "We're delighted to see the courts continue to uphold a...
  • PLEASE! STOP POSTING SAME MESSAGE ON ALL BOARDS!

    08/16/2002 7:39:49 AM PDT · by Merchant Seaman · 754 replies · 30,137+ views
    Annoyed Reader
    The purpose of FreeRepublic.com's multiple message boards is to limit the topics for each board to particular topics. Posting the same message on all the boards defeats the purpose of multiple-boards for special topics. It is very annoying to see the same message on every bulletin board. PLEASE! DO THE READERS A FAVOR. STOP CROSS-POSTING YOUR MESSAGES!